First of all, there are no instructions for how to patch it. A minor annoyance, maybe, but I didn't appreciate it. You need to apply it to a headerless rom.
Secondly, when I finally got it to work, I was greeted with THIS:
...Speaks for itself, kind of...
This isn't going to end well, I know it.
This isn't how people usually use the word "shitty." There's no way to make this into a "speakable" piece of dialogue and still include the word "shitty." Try it.
This borders on forgivable, if not for...
Once again, this borders on forgivable, if not for...
...An immediate re-use of the same thing.
Taban goes in for a little emotional abuse of his daughter, here.
Immediately after this, he calls Crono a "fine lad." This is what we in the music business call "dissonance."
I want to say, as well, that most of the script in this segment of the game was unedited. It seems like the crude jokes were all that was added.
I stand by my original premise. This isn't worth playing. I'm not grinding and buying potions to beat the first battle in the game. That's not fun, that's work.
I don't mean to hurt the author's feelings, but Chrono Trigger is a fond memory for us all, and it's been pissed on and lit on fire here. I won't stand for it.